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• Are you having a bad day? (MPEG, 426k)
• Are you unionized? Have you ever felt that a particular thing was "not my job"?
• Do you use Windows? Remember that annoying paper clip? At least you're no doubt familiar with these errors. In fact, someone's even written a song about it. Have you ever wondered what causes them? Either way, keep on using it and you may as well join the Fourth Reich.
• If work is getting you down, try Extensis
• Had too much to drink? Try eating this; it's got to taste better than cigarettes. If not, have some more Bud. Just don't drive one of these home, at least not during rush hour.
• And for you ladies out there, are you looking for a man with commitment? Also, free to a good home ...
• Tired of benal "Successories"? Try Depressories. Available from despair.com
• Is your ass feeling a bit heavy?
• Ready to do your taxes? Here's the new simplified Canadian tax form.

Note: The following humour may not be suitable for all audiences. If you don't like crude humour, don't follow the remaining links.

• And now for a little toilet humour ... (AVI, 154k)
• Ready for management training? Afterward, you get to use the executive washrooms
• How about a surprise for the Easter Bunny?
• That's the power of love.
• Red neck wedding.
• And here is Clinton on family values, and sex education
• Christmas:
  • Did you behave this year?
• Anyone for an X-rated multiracial orgy?

And finally, for my brother, Dylan ...